Name your beard "Pumpkin." That way when your significant other asks to spend football Sunday "pumpkin carving" you can say, "Pumpkin is already carved to perfection" without lying. Facebook
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Name your beard "Pumpkin." That way when your significant other asks to spend football Sunday "pumpkin carving" you can say, "Pumpkin is already carved to perfection" without lying.

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